How To Market A Skateboard Company
July 17, 2008 – 12:30 am PT by MikeTags: Roger Skateboards —
Some people say that it’s better to set yourself up for failure so that when the time comes, you won’t be so fazed by it. I think that’s a great philosophy; something I’ve lived by since I was a little kid. That’s why I never felt down on myself when I failed my driving test four times or I actually felt relieved when I didn’t get into a great college. I must have saved 10 years on my life since I did not have to stress so much.
Well it looks like the Roger Skateboards is living by the same philosophy and won’t be surprised when the time comes when they have to file for bankruptcy. Read the official press release below. I really can’t wait to see Roger Skateboards. It reminds me of the heyday of skateboarding debauchery.
For Immediate Release:
Skateboard company that went out of business will probably go out of business again.
Do you remember that company that called itself “The Good Company?” They were distributed by that distribution company that had the really big name? You remember, right? Well that “Good” skateboard company is back! And probably going out of business soon!
Resources distribution is proud to announce that they’ll soon be distributing Roger skateboards because no other distribution company would touch this project with a ten foot stick. Joey Pulsifer, Resource Distribution’s owner had this to say about the brand, “We’re really excited to add Roger to our shelves and we’re certain that they’ll have no problem going out of business within the year”.
Stay tuned to Rogerskateboards.com in the upcoming months for exciting news concerning products, team additions, going out of business sales, and team losses.


