Epicly Later’d Season One DVD

If you are finding yourself boring and as dull as some of your friends, it’s because you have nobody to influence you into greatness.  Whether it be in skating, rollerblading, dancing, video gaming, math, haikus, or doing the running man, it doesn’t matter.  You need to surround yourself with skilled, knowledgeable individuals in order for you to push yourself to your limits and beyond.  As a matter of fact, drop your loser friends and quit associating with them.  You’ll never be a winner with those guys around.

I suggest you do one of two things.  The best advice I can give you is to join a frat.  Even if you’re not in college or you’ve been done with college.  Still join one. There’s nothing better than having a bunch of brothers in a club you have to pay your way into who have your back.  Every night you get drunk, scope out some chicks, smash beer cans on your forehead, and constantly push yourselves to the limits; Like how much pee you can handle on your pillow.  Or how homoerotic you can get with each other without actually being gay.  Like “Gay Chicken”.     

Times are tough these days so if you can’t afford to join a frat, then I suggest doing the second best thing.  A distant second though.  Go out and buy the Epicly Later’d Season 1 DVD.  Sure you can’t experience the life long lessons a frat would provide, but at least you can live the epicness vicariously through these great skaters.  The DVD comes out December 9th  and should be available everywhere.  Pick it up.