Oh My Gawd! Audrina Broke Up W/ Corey!

What would this world be like without the likes of Perez Hilton?  Actually I don’t know anyone like him nor have I known anyone to be like him.  He’s pretty much an enigmatic presence in the world of Hollywood.  And what a distinguished talent he has for drawing WHITE MARKS on people’s faces. 

I’m pretty certain that 90% of you get your celebrity gossip from the Queen himself.  But because he was busy today with a photo shoot entitled “THREE QUARTER MODEL” with a famous Hollywood photographer, I think he didn’t have enough time to post this story.  But luckily for all you “The Hills”/BMX riders, I found this interview on STAR Magazine for your reading pleasure. 

Apparently Audrina from The Hills was dating BMX rider Corey Bohan but she ended up dumping him.  That is totally, like, oh my gawd!  What a shame too because the pair of them would have been great for a double date with KELLY OSBOURNE and LUKE HOWELL.  I would have given you more inside scoop on the interview but I was too busy watching the grass grow outside.