What would this world be like without the likes of Perez Hilton?  Actually I don’t know anyone like him nor have I known anyone to be like him.  He’s pretty much an enigmatic presence in the world of Hollywood.  And what a distinguished talent he has for drawing WHITE MARKS on people’s faces. 

I’m pretty certain that 90% of you get your celebrity gossip from the Queen himself.  But because he was busy today with a photo shoot entitled “THREE QUARTER MODEL” with a famous Hollywood photographer, I think he didn’t have enough time to post this story.  But luckily for all you “The Hills”/BMX riders, I found this interview on STAR Magazine for your reading pleasure. 

Apparently Audrina from The Hills was dating BMX rider Corey Bohan but she ended up dumping him.  That is totally, like, oh my gawd!  What a shame too because the pair of them would have been great for a double date with KELLY OSBOURNE and LUKE HOWELL.  I would have given you more inside scoop on the interview but I was too busy watching the grass grow outside. 

We are proud to announce that Kelly Osbourne, daughter of Ozzie Osbourne, has officially made it into the extreme sports realm by landing herself a BMX rider named Luke Howell from the U.K. The knobs over at dailymail.co.uk took the juicy photo below.

I think we’ve all seen this before. An artist getting involved with an athlete specifically an action sports athlete. Pink, known primarily for her great singing voice and MX rider Carey Hart gave it a shot. Even skater Brian Boitano and his actress wife Jill Eikenberry tried it out. I know that I’m no Perez Hilton, but I do know that these relationships work out maybe 1% of the time. Hopefully this relationship can boost their careers and much luck to them.

Luke has yet to obtain that marquee name as a BMX rider but I’m sure this will get him the attention he deserves. That is why I would like to dedicate this video to Luke. May your days and nights romantically triumph and we know that Kelly will keep you busy. For example, keeping you busy by learning the dance at 2:23 in the video below while she rehearses in her bedroom. Have fun!